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(734): View more from Michigan

she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords

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(313): View more from Michigan

I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight

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(203): View more from Connecticut

It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.

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(602): View more from Arizona

You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.

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(443): View more from Maryland

My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.

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