K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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