so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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