Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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