Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
