help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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