So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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