Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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