Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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