You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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