How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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