can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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