I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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