i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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