Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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