You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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