I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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