I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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