better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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