My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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