it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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