he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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