I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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