On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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