im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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