I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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