The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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