Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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