wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You may now shotgun with the bride
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I'm really busy with my period
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