weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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