Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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