So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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