So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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