Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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