Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I just gargled with NyQuil
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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