ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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