we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
