I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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