i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
how drunk are you?
Several
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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