I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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