mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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