apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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