so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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