You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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