But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
