Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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