Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
How does one acquire holy water?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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