protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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