There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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