You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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