Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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