repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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