I'll bet she douches with gravy.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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