Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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