i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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