Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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