Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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