But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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