I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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